In the ages of old, a hero was born amongst the Scottish stars whom held more power than any warrior of his kind. His name was O' Chunks, and he would be bestowed by the wisdom of Breadbear with divine strength. With this strength, he would learn the art of "chunking," a battle strategy that has since been lost to the winds of time. His expertise in this ancient art would grant him the upper hand in any battle, allowing him to claim victory after victory for the interests of the gods. On one occasion, O Chunks had saved the world from a pirate gang of obese feminist comedians. They had planned to conquer the planet, and deprive it of its resources. Having none of this, O Chunks set out to inform them of the error of their ways. When they failed to listen, O Chunks challenged them to a chunk-off. In what would have otherwise been an impossible victory, O Chunks defeated the gang by eating 100 egg-salad sandwiches, and then hurling the feminists into the sun. O' Chunks earned a great deal of respect from his comrades, and quickly became the most renowned heroes in the realm. Those who heard his flatulence from miles away now knew that they were safe, as they were under the watch of the great Scottish hero.